Defying App Store dogma with the Kevin Smith app

The question is this: If an application that simulates flatulence is worth 99 cents, is it reasonable to spend the same amount on an app that delivers a full-force, stun-an-elephant dosage of information about one cult actor/director? We’re about to find out: here comes the Kevin Smith app [iTunes link], for everything Kevin Smith and all your Kevin Smith needs.
If you’re thinking “Who is Kevin Smith and why should I care?” you can tune out now; this app isn’t for you. If you quote Chasing Amy, have dressed up as a character from Clerks for Halloween, and voluntarily chose to see Jersey Girl: it’s your lucky day. The $0.99 app includes a custom feed of candid Kevin photos, a single-user Twitter client (!) so you can follow Kevin’s 140-character bon mots, news feeds from Kevin’s site with podcast/media downloads, a “photo with Silent Bob” tool, a Rant soundboard of Kevin quips… even a Kevin ringtone to go with your Kevin wallpaper.